oh apek ensem!

just recently, i went to pak li kopitiam, section 7 shah alam for a late nite coffe with some of my friends, lets name them Miss A and Miss W. pak li kopitiam has always been our favorite hang-out spot along with the fames mapley like hakim, khulafa and such. the place was crowded with UiTM students. trust me, most of them are UiTM students. it was written on their foreheads! saye pon student UiTM jugak. anyways, as we were busy chatting and laughing our heads off, Miss A suddenly pointing at a shop across the street. it was just a block away from pak li kopitiam. the small one-lot shop was covered with a glass wall. a lot of weird posters are attached to it. it looks as if the place was owned by an ah-long or mate-mate gelap. whatever it was, it looks scary! takut mak nyah!

"kedai tu ade jual cd cetak rompak"
miss a finally said with eyes bright like the stars looking at me. i knew what she wants straight away.

"nak g tgk?"

"jom"

as we arrived at the kedai cd cetak rompak, i saw two ensem apeks standing at the counter looking at our way. another ensem apek was busy talking to his walkie talkie in cantonesse and was busy writing sumthing on a small piece of paper. wow, this kedai is fully loaded with apeks ensem! memang menduga iman. sah2 kene beli kalu apeks ensem yg jual!

the shop was about 10 x 10 feets in size, very small. it has another room back at the left corner. i could not see what was in that room as the entrance door to the room is quite small. i bet they sells xxx cds and dvds back there. mesti punyalah!

so the whole bunch of us just flipping through the whole stack of cds and dvds outside. it was labelled and organized properly according to its genre. i was flipping through the cartoon (katon best ape!) genre when suddenly one of the ensem apek gave me the xxx genre. i didn't take it infact i gave him this are-u-serious-apek? look. i don't even touch it let alone flipping through it. ko gile ape? tak gune! he just smiled and said,

"itu tale pape punye, lalam ale celite lain punye" he showed me what was in the case, basically it was just a stack of clean english movies. so what's with the xxx genre labelled at its casing?

"mau talik pelhatian kasteme lelaki ma" i swear he was blushing. mesti baru belaja jadik lanun ni. but i still didn't take it. i don't think its comfortable flipping trough a stack of cds and dvds with 'xxx genre' labelled on the front casing.

"mali tgk lalam sini, ale manyak celite menalik ma, lagi selese ma tengok lalam" another ensem apek offered pointing at the supposed to be xxx cds and dvds room. hoh! gile pe apek ni?

he looks as if he was going to laugh, "jangan lisau la, tala pape punye, sumer celite baik2 saje ma",

Miss W gave him this suspicious look (oh, if only looks could kill, he would die!). anyways, we got into the supposed to be xxx room in the end. yup, the ensem apek was rite. no xxx, all clean movies. what la. buat saspen aje ko ni apek! alahai! we end up bought 3 dvds for Rm10 each. each DVDs has 3 to 4 different movies. so its worth it!

anyhows, both ensem apeks makes me wonder, kasteme lelaki memang hanye attracted to anything with xxx ke? hoh!