oh apek ensem!

just recently, i went to pak li kopitiam, section 7 shah alam for a late nite coffe with some of my friends, lets name them Miss A and Miss W. pak li kopitiam has always been our favorite hang-out spot along with the fames mapley like hakim, khulafa and such. the place was crowded with UiTM students. trust me, most of them are UiTM students. it was written on their foreheads! saye pon student UiTM jugak. anyways, as we were busy chatting and laughing our heads off, Miss A suddenly pointing at a shop across the street. it was just a block away from pak li kopitiam. the small one-lot shop was covered with a glass wall. a lot of weird posters are attached to it. it looks as if the place was owned by an ah-long or mate-mate gelap. whatever it was, it looks scary! takut mak nyah!

"kedai tu ade jual cd cetak rompak"
miss a finally said with eyes bright like the stars looking at me. i knew what she wants straight away.

"nak g tgk?"

"jom"

as we arrived at the kedai cd cetak rompak, i saw two ensem apeks standing at the counter looking at our way. another ensem apek was busy talking to his walkie talkie in cantonesse and was busy writing sumthing on a small piece of paper. wow, this kedai is fully loaded with apeks ensem! memang menduga iman. sah2 kene beli kalu apeks ensem yg jual!

the shop was about 10 x 10 feets in size, very small. it has another room back at the left corner. i could not see what was in that room as the entrance door to the room is quite small. i bet they sells xxx cds and dvds back there. mesti punyalah!

so the whole bunch of us just flipping through the whole stack of cds and dvds outside. it was labelled and organized properly according to its genre. i was flipping through the cartoon (katon best ape!) genre when suddenly one of the ensem apek gave me the xxx genre. i didn't take it infact i gave him this are-u-serious-apek? look. i don't even touch it let alone flipping through it. ko gile ape? tak gune! he just smiled and said,

"itu tale pape punye, lalam ale celite lain punye" he showed me what was in the case, basically it was just a stack of clean english movies. so what's with the xxx genre labelled at its casing?

"mau talik pelhatian kasteme lelaki ma" i swear he was blushing. mesti baru belaja jadik lanun ni. but i still didn't take it. i don't think its comfortable flipping trough a stack of cds and dvds with 'xxx genre' labelled on the front casing.

"mali tgk lalam sini, ale manyak celite menalik ma, lagi selese ma tengok lalam" another ensem apek offered pointing at the supposed to be xxx cds and dvds room. hoh! gile pe apek ni?

he looks as if he was going to laugh, "jangan lisau la, tala pape punye, sumer celite baik2 saje ma",

Miss W gave him this suspicious look (oh, if only looks could kill, he would die!). anyways, we got into the supposed to be xxx room in the end. yup, the ensem apek was rite. no xxx, all clean movies. what la. buat saspen aje ko ni apek! alahai! we end up bought 3 dvds for Rm10 each. each DVDs has 3 to 4 different movies. so its worth it!

anyhows, both ensem apeks makes me wonder, kasteme lelaki memang hanye attracted to anything with xxx ke? hoh!

down the memory lane

hmm.. effective Jan 8'th, i'll be 'kicked' out to another department within the organization i'm currently in. the thing about new department is, i don't really know what to expect. i heard tons of rumours and gossips bout how scary that department is. how the director of that department will make sure that each day u spend there is a living hell! her utmost and foremost objective of the day is simply just that! (*at least that is what i've been told.. sumthing like that... yeah, maybe i exagerated it a little bit there).

but anyways, my major concern is actually how well would i fit in there? will they accept me as i am? are they nice? or is there any possibility that i would be treated like an alien?

hmm... reality check, maybe i should do what the german do, i mean in order to be fit in i have to stand out. err.. not really, i take that back. honestly, i would like to please everybody but that is impossible, so i think the least that i could do is please myself first... and how is that? (fuh, pening.. ayat keling!). what i'm trying to say is, i don't know how to do that and almost forget how did i do it during my first day in the current department.

as i strol down the memory lane, this is what i remember... i remember pretended to be so damn nice to everybody. smiling at everybody when the fact is some of them didn't even smile back (like it matter anyway). but yeah, i remember looking stupid, asking lots of question (which ends up getting called stupid by the not so smart senior). i remember pretended as if i don't care when some of them would roll their eyes the moment i set my eye on them (yeah, u bitches.. i still remember that!). but after all that mental torture and severe damages on my fragile little hearty, i still manage to survive and yes i do forgive 'them' for that (ewah, cam aku tak buat salah kat diorang pun..).

but that's not all, i remember other things too! i remember mengular-ing together (pray for me my boss won't read this). i remember having a good time working together (hell.. yeah). 'luahan rasa' session gossiping about everything under the sun. and the jalan2 on-site mencari makan, that was the best! makan2 and mengepau-ing foods 'provided' at pantry. i remember kepoh session at cafe level 1, kecoh session at UO, and other places. celebrated suprise parties and stuffing our tummy with fooodssss.. (why foods jek yg saye remember?). hoh, memang best i tell u!

at this very moment, all that memory bliss sumhow makes me feel 'berat hati'. this department as oppose to that department is nothing but a little unit. this little unit not even listed as important in our organization however it is important to me. ohh so sad... sob..sob.. (i have to stop now or i'll go sentimental and u'll be boring and goes jiwang over nothing). Toodles!

Launching

a few of my frends today suggested me writing a blog. me? blogging? merapu saya reti la (oh hell yeah i'm good at it). But since my mundane and boyfriendless life has completely transform me into someone who loves to whine. i think blogging might help. err.. u know, by reducing the whining thingy and the likes. Anyhow, perlu dinyatakan disini akan beberapa perkara iaitu:

1. merapu.com blog objective is to mengelakkan diri dari kelihatan seperti tiada kerja bila saya tiada kerja;
2. the choosing of 'the orkid lady' as my URL has got nothing to do with 'orkid' from Sepet and Gubra;
3. i named the blog 'merapu.com' because i'm 110% sure that this blog will be filled by my merapu-ing and merepek-ing. So if u hate those benda yang melaghakan, u better stop now;
4. i won't give my 100% committment on this blog, so there will be no regular updates; and
5. utter most importantly, my language in both bahasa and english is very the biasa-biasa aje.

so dengan ini, saya akan mula berblogging. jumpa anda di lain masa. and most probably that lain mase would be in an hour (*could be day, month, or year) or two from now or bila-bila saya rasa perlu. happy reading!